Nothing posted by Schizomorph is wrong - if it's busted, it's busted...
However, one small ray of light is azimuth/stereo balance correction in software.
Back in the old days I had a bit of freeware (and the source code) by Airwindows - one of the most amazing, if just a little esoteric, sound designers on the planet - that could do this task [non-realtime], but it's long gone & the best current 'switch it on & it works' software I could suggest would be Izotope RX [various prices from expensive to zomg wtf] but it can do the job.
If you can wade through the plethora of plugins, some free, some commercial, at Airwindows to see what Chris has been up to for the past 25 years... you may be pleasantly surprised. Phase Nudge sounds interesting, but I didn't see a full azimuth correction plugin yet... there's a lot to go through...
Caveat - the guy is a genius... & perhaps not all that simple to comprehend. Watch some of his videos for an idea of what he & his plugins do.
Note, he doesn't make pretty interfaces, he just labels the sliders.