A number of really funny jokes have cropped up in posts recently and I thought it would be nice to start a thread just for jokes.
Here's one to start off.
An indie film had just started filming when both the director and producer fell ill. No one wanted to take over, but the boom op's arms were already tired, and he thought that he'd like to sit down for a change.
For the next 4 weeks the shoot went well, and at the wrap party the sound mixer bumped in to the former boom op and asked him where he had been for the last 4 weeks.
Please share your audio jokes.