I'm pretty sure that what I'm trying to do is impossible but I figured I'd try anyway. I'm making a MIDI file using tuxguitar I'll later export into Logic for refining, and there's rap/spoken vocals in this song. In theory the human voice is made of tones and pitches that fluctuate between each other too fast to call it a musical note...in my theory anyway. So I'd think some degree of replication of the tone could be achieved by various sliding notes, but I have no idea of where to even start, what tone to begin, end, slide to, etc.
Here's an mp3 of a quick humming of the kind of thing I want to accomplish in MIDI.
If it's not impossible to do with a virtual instrument or MIDI, could you show me where to start, or point me to a tutorial or something?